anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

(Source: jaguarslair, via breathe-and-drink-tea)

Timestamp: 1409519531

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

(via liquorstoreblurs)

Timestamp: 1409519508

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

(via teenagecornflake)

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1409519426