July 2012
i am feeling down will someone please feel me up
June 2012
when do i not reblog heather morris let’s be real
how can oreos be gay anyway i mean its like a biscuit
i googled gay cookie sex
skrillex ft nickelback mashup
“look at this photograph, every time i do it makes me want to kill everybody in the world”
if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
- me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
- mom: where are you going to go
- mom: what's their name
- mom: where do they live
- mom: how old are they
- mom: are they from the internet
- mom: what are their favorite colors
- mom: what about hobbies
- mom: what about pet names
- mom: do you have a boyfriend
- mom: are you lying to me
- mom: what ethnic group are they
